who da thunk it

mad paranoia’s i have on  daily basis

1,  the idea that if i plug my headphones in the wrong socket it will all blow up , the computer the speakers everything , it will all just explode,

2, half way to the shop, specially if its first thing on a morning, but not restricted to such time, i have to check see if i remembered to get dressed before i came out, annoying though because lets face it i am half way to the shop so i am already embarrassed, now if i could remember to check  before i go out that would be a help

3, that some time in the past, say some time when i was like really happy for instance, or some time when something happened that seemed quite normal like i was just crossing a road, but i mean quite a long time ago like twenty years or something, or even that time when i had to go in hospital the details of which i wont bore you with, but suppose i actually died then but didn’t realise and everything i been living has been my imagination and i just don’t realise i am a ghost or something

purple hays all in my mind

4 or i actually went mad and got put in an asylum and in that reality i am still with my first husband but in my reality i am in this alternate reality with my now husband and gorgeous children and what if by some horrid coincidence i would one day accidentally slip back through the time gap and find myself back in that reality ? alternate realities really worry me when they do that crossing over thing or maybe i just watch too many movies

5 or i see dead people but my mind wont accept they dead so i think they are alive and i talk to them and don’t realise oh hang on i think this one is where i have gone mad again…….. or too many ghost movies……….

6 or how about this for some real eeuuw stories that unfortunately definitely real ….

http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5-horrifying-food-additives-youve-probably-eaten-today.html

7, i use my mobile (cellphone) on the bus and i think i am talking about all those personal intimate details like really quietly and no one can hear but really the bus is quiet because it is just in shock and daren’t talk because of what they heard me say

8, when i casually look out of the window especially at night (we don’t have curtains we aint got nothing to hide ) i just know that a monster will jump up and scare me , still i console myself that it will be on the outside ………til he gets in……..

9, checking the curtain behind the bed three times because even though there was no monster the first times there could still be he possibility that the monster snook in and hid behind the curtain right ion front of me and yet i didn’t see it so i have to check the curtain like one more time to make absolutely sure there is no monster there………yes i know too many monster movies

10, having to say bless you after someone sneezes or i live in fear that the one time i forget they do actually become ill and i would feel forever responsible …..

11, and i have had this paranoia since i was little but i cannot, when sitting in the back of a car, place my feet under the seat in front of me because i always think my feet will chopped off if i do..

any one else have mad paranoias? or should i just go have a nice lie down and hope all the monsters go away……….

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2 responses

  1. Not meaning to make light, but #3 really does sound a good plot for a movie. I can relate to #11 in a different way: As a child, I just knew whenever I’d stick my feet under the front seat in the car that the seat would suddenly collapse and my feet would be forever trapped, which meant I’d be forever trapped!! So strange, b/c I hadn’t thought of that in years!! #7 reminds me of a time when I was in the grocery store and this woman said “hello” as she came walking towards me. Naturally, being a friendly person, I said “hello” back to her. Then I realized as she began talking while reaching for an item on the shelf that she was on her cell!! I was SO embarrassed, but just kept walking past her like it was the most natural thing in the world!! This was a few years ago when everybody and their dog didn’t have a cell!! That’s my only defense!! HA!! 😀

    1. 🙂 glad i am not the only one though i guess i am the only one who this morning got in the shower and forgot to take off my bra, i didnt even realise until i saw my watch and thought i best take that off and then saw my bra , i got out the shower and started again 🙂 it did amuse the daughter though 🙂
      xx

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