best spam comment to date

yup i have a new award to give out and its for the best spam comment and today this one is a real gem i love it! so the award for best spam comment goes to;-

some bloke advertising some thing i cant remember and he said ;-

Someone essentially lend a hand to make severely articles I would state. That is the first time I frequented your web page and up to now? I amazed with the research you made to create this actual post incredible. Wonderful process!

and this was in response to the post i put up featuring the worlds cutest penguin sooooo you can see there the ‘amazing’ research i did as stated in the spam comment 🙂 yup i can happily sit all day ‘researching’ cute penguins 🙂

hope everyone is enjoying their weekend

have a fab day tomorrow and sweet dreams xx

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22 responses

  1. Spam is an unwitting source of entertainment!

    1. great isnt it 🙂 i check my spam more than i check my messages 🙂 thank you for your comment have a fab day xx

  2. I LOVE spam comments!!! They’re always good for a giggle… that one’s golden LOL

    1. its just fab isnt it i used to just let them all collect in my inbox i had some really good ones then one day i came on and word press had thoughtfully cleaned my spam for me i was gutted! they were all gone so now i keep the best ones in a folder and i decided this was so good it was worthy of an award:) have an excellent day xx

      1. LOL! I’ve never heard of anyone saving their favourite spam – that’s great!

  3. WP always sorts my spam out and I never go in and read it… maybe I should check it out 🙂

    1. oh crikey you really have to, there are some literary gems in there, well there are in mine 🙂 thank you for commenting and have a super day xx

  4. That is a good one. We save up our spam fest for a rainy day and hoot as we delete. Do you think Google helps them out with the translation?!

    1. hiya hmm its possible or they have an older brother that thinks he is good at english and proudly translates for them 🙂 i still have fond memories of my friend zorro not sure how long you have been with me but i explained once when i lived in czeckslovakia, yup it was that long ago it was still one country and still communist but i loved it, and we had made friends with some of the local kids i was only about 14 or something and none could speak any english, which was fine we made our way through, but one was called zorro , yup really, and he came up to us proudly one day you could see his face glowing he was so proud of himself he had learnt some english and we all waited with baited breath and he said
      ‘kiss me buttocks’
      it was the source of major amusement for me and my little brother for years to come
      thank you for commenting and have a fab day xx

  5. You’re right about Spam… I can’t resist reading them. When I feel bored, I click on Spam!
    I didn’t realise I had to check it at first, and the first time I did there were eighty. Now, not too many, as I’m always burrowing in there to see what’s been laid there overnight.

    1. hiya thank you for commenting and glad you like spam its good for you i always say 🙂 i hope you have a lovely day and thank you for being my friend xx

  6. Yes the spam messages always give me a good laugh… even those that comment on my title and SEO search and how I can improve my sales by correctly searching and writing in certain ways… I’ve searched my blog to see what I’m selling… and I can’t find anything… wonder what they saw…?

    1. oh crikey yes some i just delete without a second thought espedcially if they start with that listademails thing that is so annoying i sometimes want a filter that kicks them out straight away but its worth struggling through the fifty crap ones to find the odd gem 🙂 i often go straight to my spam with a sense of excitement to see what i have today 🙂 thank you for commenting
      i hope you have a fab day 🙂

      1. Same to you… I love reading them.. sometimes they’re my humour blog for the day…

  7. My spam comments are usually about Viagra and Cialis — don’t ask me why…xox

    1. hiya lovely, yup in my email inbox they are all about either enlarging a part of the body i dont possess, or helping me with my debt problems, the latest one in england is helping me win money from banks who have been naughty and charged me when they shouldnt have, now i am all for that but what they neglect to mention is how much they would charge and lets just say it was a figure higher than what the bank stole in the first place, so my email spam box pretty much just gets wiped but my spam box here in wordpress the askimet thingy now that is a jewel in the crown of wordpress 🙂 tis the most fun i had reading since i read Douglas Adams 🙂 i haven’t had chance to look today but i really do get excited hoping there will be another gem in there:) hope you are having a lovely mims xx

      1. Ah Doug Adams…”Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” series is amongst my favs of all time!! xx

  8. Hi kizzy, I ignore the spam as best I can, just quickly go in and delete, occasionally though I’ll see the word viagra like the or something even more creatively unexceptable, for the most part they are like the one you wrote about and just well weird! Sometimes I wonder about some of the people on this planet though! 🙂

    1. 🙂 takes all sorts to make a world my mum always said mind she said a whole heap of crap as well but this one piece seem appropiate here 🙂 have an excellent day xx

  9. laughing…..gotta love online translation tools~

    1. hiya, crikey that was a post i wrote a long time ago unfortunately spam has been way down in quality for a long time now it’s all compubot generated advertising drivel now pfft i miss the old days when i had such gems as this lovely to hear from you thank you for dropping by have a great day xx

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