ok where’s me bra?

or the joys of having three daughters

so this morning yes they all had to do stuff that meant the things that should have been got ready last night, uniforms, p e kits, lunchboxes, basically all the stuff that any other mum who is organised would have had sorted last night i well i just didnt, i was busy, writing, baking, sewing, being a mum, not a super organised fictional being that to me means  i have a choice do i be supermum or just mum? i think being mum is the best plus i hate cleaning i always said i love being a mum but i hate being a housewife so stick the cleaning thing until i won the lottery and pay someone to do it:) they can sort out the kids uniforms while they are doing it 🙂

but this does lead me to the whole idea of on a morning i have to not only wait my turn after four kids for the bathroom but in order to find my bra i have to go searching through two daughters worth of clothes, luckily youngest is too small just yet, she can join in the ‘hunt the underwear’ game later, when she has grown out of playing ‘musical beds’, yes i am still clinging, albeit with a fragile grip, on to the idea of having my own room she has spent most nights in here for a while then i have guided her gently half asleep back to her own bed, though i confess it still find it weird it being just me and the dog in my room i haven’t got used to it not having children in yet 🙂

i am not even going to ask what that great big crash was.

so after i hunted my bra i decided i was going commando for the day not on any account of titillation, god that’s  a hard word to spell, but on account of simply not having any, i buy them, i definitely buy them, but yes you guessed it, they somehow migrated to the girls, and i am left scratching my head with a puzzled look on my face and praying to whatever god is listening that it is not windy out there because i had to wear my skirt on account of the girl took all my leggings; so i am going commando on a windy day with a skirt on, great, have you ever tried walking on crutches whilst holding your skirt down? yup i didn’t find it easy either

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12 responses

  1. Laughing…. Kizzylee you paint *quite* the picture! :-). I’m envisioning the famous Marilyn Monroe scene from “The Seven Year Itch.” http://www.ebay.com/itm/Marilyn-Monroe-Sexy-Blowing-Dress-8×10-Reprint-Old-Photo-/150891695318?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2321d88cd6

    1. aww now that would be great except i am not blond or gorgeous or wearing a beautiful white dress nope i am as far from that delightful image as its possible to get 🙂 in fact there really should be a side by side Marilyn then me with me crutches, bad hair day and hideous skirt 🙂 oh and my front tooth is missing yup i am really that attractive:) i think i am the one woman in the world that men would pay me to go home and put ON underwear 🙂 i could wear a cut out of Marilyn though, that might work, a full life size cardboard cut out of Marilyn on top of my awful attire 🙂 as long as i dont smile my gappy smile they would be ok 🙂 have a great day xx

  2. Talk about painting a picture… this you should have taken a photo of… don’t post it… but keep it for a memory… I have this picture in my mind now of a Hop-along-Cassdy on crutches, clutching her dress and screaming for the girls to give her back her bra and panties… sorry dear but that has given me a good laugh…

    1. good! it was meant to 🙂 lets face the life i have you have to laugh aint no sense in getting morose about it 🙂 i just am one of those people that doesnt like being down i approach every situation with a wry smile on my face and an eyebrow raised 🙂 its my northern character i am told but i was born an optimist with a dark sense of humour and thats the way i like it
      i dont do sympathy i do choclate and a jolly good laugh 🙂 glad to have brightened your day 🙂
      have a great evening 🙂

  3. Kizzylee…you are hilarious! You do have such a strong spirit..those are the kinds of days that we just have to laugh and find the absolute humor in it all!! I hope you find your ‘delicates’ soon! 🙂

    1. 🙂 that’s the first i ever heard anyone call my stuff delicate they is strong to hold up as a weapon of war 🙂 you could use them in a gale force as a sail should you be in a ship out at sea:) i am not a small woman 🙂 i believe the term reinforced was invented for my ‘structural’ garments 🙂 my oldest though is bigger than me so she quite often adopts my well all my clothes! see my husband is 6 foot 6 tall and like i said i am not small and it does mean all four of my children have taken on an amazonian aspect 🙂 we are used to it coming from a tall family 🙂 but i do dread the day when all my children are taller than me i already have to look upwards to see my oldest! thank you for your excellent comment my lovely have a lovely evening xx

  4. Reading this post was a great start to my day 🙂

    1. thats brilliant 🙂 glad i could bring a smile 🙂 thank you for your lovely comment have a great day xx

  5. Have you ever read any of Mary Lasswell’s books (Suds in Your Eyes was her first)? The way you write reminds me of Lasswell’s books. I certainly hope your words get into print (a book, a book!) some day so many people can appreciate and enjoy your humor. 🙂

    1. hi lovely, thank you for your lovely comment, i have been quite brave recently and wrote my first ever book i just published last friday i think it was but it was horror stories not gory but kind of chilling 🙂 i love writing them the best, i do like to write but never had the confidence to go public before it was only the recent kindness of friends that gave me the courage to try it, thank you very much for your sweet comment though i have never thought of doing any humorous writing yet humour is the one way i get through life i would far rather have a smile on my face than a frown 🙂 smiles are prettier 🙂 i never heard the mary lasswell but i may have a lookout for her now you have mentioned i am a nightmare when it comes to reading i have my fave authors and its difficult to get me to move from them my all time fave author is Douglas Adams closely followed by Terry Pratchett i do have a soft spot for the whole Stephanie Meyer thing as well 🙂 perhaps it is time i tried someone new 🙂 thank you once again for being so lovely i really appreciate your kindness
      i hope you have a great day xx

  6. LOL! You have a great sense of humor!
    Thanks for following my blog. After visiting here I will do the same.
    “Laughter doeth good like a medicine.”
    Thanks for giving us a big dose!
    Peace,
    Alexandria Sage

    1. thank you for your lovely comment, and thank you for becoming my latest new friend i really appreciate your sweetness 🙂 i hope you have a wonderful day xx

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