ho hum

“For gods sake mother you only have to wait for fifteen minutes” mutters the oldest,   “Harrummph” sulked mum “ho hum de hum hum” she sings and a frown crosses the face of the oldest “Mother will you just leave things alone I swear it’ s like having a toddler to look after! Now just sit still don’t touch anything we will be going in a minute”

Mum smirks and whispers almost inaudibly “but I am borrrreedddd” and not allowed to touch anything, I mean not anything at all, for fear of the wrath of the oldest offspring she picks up the skirt of her long white tshirt dress and pinching it between forefinger and thumb on each hand she begins to play making waving motions with her dress

“Now what are you doing?” the oldest daughter quite exasperated by now “I am making waves” smiles mum proudly “Arrggh for gods sake mother put your dress down and sit still, we have like six minutes to wait that’s it surely you can be good for six minutes” mum releases dress from wave impressions and sticks out her bottom lip in mock sulk then giggles “Oh no look now my dress has nipples” a silence of fifty seconds is followed by oldest daughter erupted in non- stop laughing so hard the tears run down her cheeks and she can’t breath, “Damn I suppose I best go change now ” mum stands up “look they won’t go I have given my dress nipples and they won’t go ” oldest has rolled off the sofa her body convulsed with laughter as she literally rolls on the floor and the steps of mum going upstairs to change are heard and thus another day in the house of the family of  kizzylee begins

this was word for word last tuesday as me and my oldest waited to go to hospital, the part of the oldest is played by my oldest daughter and mum is played by me ^_^ and yup it really did happen i really did ruin my dress which even now still has nipples just above the knee area ^_^ I guess you had to be there, ^_^

see told you i had a nipple problem ^_^

love to all on this glorious day xx

i welcome anyone or anything doing my dishes just so long as it is not me-in reality i pay the oldest seriously i would be lost without her

i welcome anyone or anything doing my dishes just so long as it is not me-in reality i pay the oldest seriously i would be lost without her

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