a brilliant good morning giggle i loved this made me spit rice crispies all over my keyboard..i best go clean that up now…….
After yesterday’s serious blog I just had to post the following which was sent to me today via email. Don’t know how true it is but it is certainly worth a good laugh.
“A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
This is a family hotel, so children are very…
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